pussyclestroyer:

sexting like image

babybowsers:

me: *petting a cat* nice

cat: *bathes self where i touched it*

me: image

thebsdboys:

OK first you’re being a total dick right now,

thebsdboys:

OK first you’re being a total dick right now,

broral:

pissyeti:

when someone stops talking to you and youre not sure what you did wrong

image

Reblog if today is not your birthday.

themockingjayd12:

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Merry Unbirthday, to you all!

Happy Unbirthday dear Tumblr nation

ihate-omar:

lmfao

ihate-omar:

lmfao

schnibbledibble:

me back when I had my priorities sorted out

schnibbledibble:

me back when I had my priorities sorted out

When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.
A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)